Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Wedding Repercussions (1993)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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• Al : Son, always remember the Bundy Credo. Lie when your wife is waking. Lie when your belly's aching. Lie when you know she's faking. Lie, sell shoes and lie.

  Bud : That's really our family credo?

  Al : No. No, actually our family credo is: Hooters, Hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, Hooters on a girl that's dumb.

• Bud : She really didn't tell you anything?

  Jimmy : No.

  Bud : I mean, not even that this guy was the best she ever had? That he was good? Or at least even better than a really tight pair of pants?

  Jimmy : Nah, she said he really wasn't worth mentioning.

  Bud : That bitch!

• Kelly Bundy : Cousin Jimmy is on his way over to have a little chat with you.

  Bud : W-w-w-what do you think he wants?

  Kelly Bundy : Your b-b-b-butt in a sling.