Married... with Children (TV Series)
User Friendly (1995)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Dr. Kessler : My goal is to prove that the human male's psycho-sexual needs can be fully satisfied with my machine, thereby eliminating the embarrassment of rejection.
Kelly Bundy : Do you really think that you can make *this* obsolete?
[takes off her lab coat, wears little black dress underneath]
Kelly Bundy : Do you care to discuss this over a moonlit stroll?
[the Doctor is only too keen]
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Al Bundy : What's up?
Kelly Bundy : It's Bud, Dad. He hasn't showered in four days, he disappears at night, and he has no interest in the opposite sex anymore.
Al Bundy : And the problem is?
Kelly Bundy : Daddy, he's like that and he's not even married.
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Bud Bundy : Look, Kelly, I don't need Amber, okay? I have her. Dr. Kessler introduced me to cybersex and I can create Amber any time I want.
Kelly Bundy : But she's not the real Amber.
Bud Bundy : Oh, oh, she's better. She does what I want, whenever I want it. You see, Kel, this is the breakthrough that men have been waiting for since the beginning of time. You know what? It looks like you and your cross-legged, "let's talk," gift-expecting, ordering-the-most-expensive-thing-on-the-menu, "what about me?" bimbo sapiens are about to be made obsolete.
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Amber : Hi, Kelly.
Kelly Bundy : Hey, Amber, what's up?
Amber : Your mom needs her TV Guide. She says it's in the room of broken promises.
Kelly Bundy : Ah, that would be in her bedroom. Okay.
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Bud Bundy : Kelly, guess what? I've been chosen to do a research project on human behavior.
Kelly Bundy : So, where do you fit in?
Bud Bundy : Well, unlike you, in the front seat of a car. That's another story. The point is they're paying me three hundred bucks. Which should earn me first class passage on the old Amber Airline.
Kelly Bundy : Yeah, like she's really knocking down the door to see you after your little movie theater popcorn trick.
Amber : [at the door] Hi, Bud.
[walks in]
Amber : Hi, Kelly.
Kelly Bundy : Hi, Amber, what's up?
Amber : Your Mom needs her TV Guide. She says it's in the room of broken promises.
Kelly Bundy : Oh, that would be in her bedroom. Okay.
[goes off to fetch]