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Valentine's Day Massacre 

Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Meanwhile, Bud gets physically and sexually abused when trying to find in a hotel his long-lost valentine girl, who is now a famous pop star.

Director:

Gerry Cohen

Writers:

Cindy Begel, Michael G. Moye (created by) | 2 more credits »

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Cast

Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Ed O'Neill ... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ... Marcy D'Arcy
Christina Applegate ... Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ... Jefferson D'Arcy
Julie Condra ... Crystal Brooks (as Julie Condra Douglas)
Avner Garbi Avner Garbi ... Omar
Jane Lynch ... Greta
Paddi Edwards ... Betty
Charles Bouvier Charles Bouvier ... Mac
Dan Doherty Dan Doherty ... Bodyguard
Jeff Bennett ... Mayhem
David Carrera ... Pinworm
Lorna Scott ... Rita
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Storyline

Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Meanwhile, Bud gets physically and sexually abused when trying to find in a hotel his long-lost valentine girl, who is now a famous pop star.

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Genres:

Comedy

Certificate:

TV-14 | See all certifications »
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Trivia

An alternate ending for this episode, scripted but not used, finds Bud coming downstairs when Kelly calls for him after Crystal departs. Bud just has time to greet Pinworm, and to mention Crystal, before she pops back in...having decided to be on the safe side by giving Bud her message in person. To be on the safe side himself, he offers to tag along and "carry your heavy stuff". Touched by this, Crystal gives him a large embrace. It turns out Crystal has quite a bit of heavy stuff, so Bud finagles two more all-access passes for Kelly and Pinworm...just so he doesn't need to make a lot of trips. Kelly, also touched, warmly hugs her brother; while doing this, she Breaks the Fourth Wall by smiling over his shoulder at the audience/camera. Her last line: "From all of us here at MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN - ws us a kiss] - Happy Frankenstein's Day". See more »

Goofs

On the Valentine's day card that Kelly forgot to pass onto Bud has no writing on either side so how did Peggy know it was for Bud? Kelly with her poor memory would not remember it was for Bud. See more »

Quotes

Al Bundy: [to Peggy, as she rushes off up the stairs] Don't tell me what's romantic! I know what's romantic!
[to Kelly, walking by]
Al Bundy: Kelly, what's romantic?
Kelly Bundy: Daddy, you know, women like candy and flowers and cards.Not the kind with some naked fat chick on it going 'I know it's around here somewhere!'
Al Bundy: [shrugs] I like that one.
[doorbell rings]
Kelly Bundy: Daddy, it's Valentine's Day! Women like men to be sweet and sensitive.
[opens front door]
Mayhem: [a leather-clad slovenly scoundrel standing in doorway] Whoa, babe, your knobs look ...
[...]
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References Alien (1979) See more »

Soundtracks

Love & Marriage
(Theme Song)
Written by Sammy Cahn and Jimmy Van Heusen
Arranged and Conducted by Nelson Riddle
Performed by Frank Sinatra
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

13 February 1994 (USA) See more »

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Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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