Married... with Children (TV Series)

Valentine's Day Massacre (1994)

Stephanie Dicker: Woman

Quotes 

• Bud : Hi there. I'm Bud Bundy. We went to high school together... You might not recognize me; I guess I've bulked up since graduation. Anyhow, six years ago, you sent me a very touching Valentine... which I never received, until today. That's why I brought you this one,

  [He whips out a Valentine's card with Crystal's name on it] 

  Bud : because I don't want you to think I stood you up.

  [He looks at her hopefully, but gets no reaction] 

  Bud : If it's any consolation at all, I would've come over that night for sure. And it was a positive honor to attend high school with the one, the only, Crystal Brooks.

  Woman : [looks over her shoulder]  Crystal? Someone's here to see you.