Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Ghosts of Christmas Past (2004)

Haydn Gwynne: Jennifer Carter

Quotes 

• Dominic Jones : So, who's here?

  Jennifer Carter : Just Aiden, with his latest. Why don't you go introduce yourself? Her name's Emily. Apparently she can't bear the thought of a night without sex. But apart from that, she's quite ordinary.

• [first lines] 

  Jennifer Carter : All right, let's see if this'll stay up this time, unlike last year. Will you check the mince pies? I want to get the brandy butter done in plenty of time.

• Aidan Carter : Oh, come on, Mummy, please. When any of my friends go home with their girlfriends their parents always put them in the same room. I mean, you know what the score is.

  Jennifer Carter : You can do what you like in your grubby little flats at university, but when you're in my house, it's a no bonking until you've tied the knot rule.