Fred Michael: Prince Tuesday

Quotes 

• Prince Tuesday : Well, I was playing in the garden near my wall, and I saw... I mean, I really saw it. I wasn't sleeping, and I wasn't daydreaming. Oh, Daddy! I really saw it!

  King Friday XIII : And what was it you saw?

  Prince Tuesday : I told you. A really big dinosaur!

  King Friday XIII : Now, son, I've told you over and over again that dinosaurs are extinct. They are finished!

  Prince Tuesday : I know! I know!

  Lady Aberlin : Uncle Friday, we saw it too.

  Handyman Negri : Yes, sir. Lady Aberlin and I both saw it, and it even had a huge crown on its head.

  Lady Aberlin : And a great big necklace on.

  King Friday XIII : Oh! get out the cannons! Call for the troops! Dinosaur in the land!

  Lady Aberlin : Wait a minute, Uncle Friday!

  King Friday XIII : Well, we need immediate action here!

  Lady Aberlin : Well, I propose immediate action to, but not with cannon and troops.

  King Friday XIII : Uh, what do you propose?

  Lady Aberlin : I propose that we prove to you that the dinosaur that we all have seen is really someone from this neighborhood dressed up in a costume.

  King Friday XIII : Well, how would you do it?

  Lady Aberlin : Well, Handyman Negri and I are the biggest ones here at the moment, so we could make a careful search of the entire neighborhood. And when we find the dinosaur, we would... just... ask it to takeoff its costume.

  King Friday XIII : Sounds like a peaceful plan to me.

  Prince Tuesday : Yes, but... but what if it isn't a costume?

  Handyman Negri : Well, then will just have to think of something else to do in that case.

  Prince Tuesday : You just call for me, and I'll take care of it with my superfunnel.

  Lady Aberlin : Will call for you as soon as we need you.