Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #7.3 (2005)

Martin Compston: Ewan Brodie

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Quotes 

• Donald MacDonald : Tofu? Some kind of oriental fish?

  Ewan Brodie : Condensed bean curd.

  Donald MacDonald : Things are worse than I thought. Not only is my ancestral home being turned into a glorified bed and breakfast establishment, they are serving bean turd.

  Ewan Brodie : Curd!

  Donald MacDonald : Where will it end? Obese Americans gee-whizzing in the family silver? A gift shop? Please God, don't let there be a gift shop!

• Donald MacDonald : I once had a friend who was a woman.

  Ewan Brodie : What happened?

  Donald MacDonald : We got married. It was a very brief affair. 36 hours if I remember correctly. The worst day and a half of my life.

  Ewan Brodie : Is this more advice or just a trip down memory lane?

  Donald MacDonald : Oh, I never give advice. Useless! A wise man doesn't need it and a fool won't take it.