The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Chow Mein (1967)

Gene Dynarski: Toto

Quotes 

• Davy : [using psychological warfare]  You're a nailbiter. You're a nailbiter and your mother never, ever, loved you.

  Toto : You are too short. You are too short. You have no ear for music.

  Davy : Ahh. Mike, Mike. Help me, Mike.

  Mike : I'll handle this. You're ugly. You're an ugly person. Ugly, ugly, ooh are you ugly! Nobody likes you, least of all me. Nobody, nobody likes you.

• The Dragonman : I want you to find the Monkee, get the cookie, bring the Monkee and the cookie to me. Repeat, please.

  Toto : Ah, I find... the cookie, I bring the Monkee...

  Micky : Oh, no, no, no, no. No, you find the cookie, get the Monkee, then cook the cookie.

  The Dragonman : Quiet please!

• The Dragonman : Eh, Toto, remember first rule of our spy organization.

  Toto : What is that, master?

  The Dragonman : He who eat cookie, screw up formula something terrible.

• The Dragonman : So, Toto, we must find lost portion of formula.

  Toto : But, master, who took the formula?

  The Dragonman : The boy with the long hair named Peter.

  Toto : Oh, that's a strange name for long hair.