The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Chow Mein (1967)

Michael Nesmith: Mike

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Quotes 

• Davy : [using psychological warfare]  You're a nailbiter. You're a nailbiter and your mother never, ever, loved you.

  Toto : You are too short. You are too short. You have no ear for music.

  Davy : Ahh. Mike, Mike. Help me, Mike.

  Mike : I'll handle this. You're ugly. You're an ugly person. Ugly, ugly, ooh are you ugly! Nobody likes you, least of all me. Nobody, nobody likes you.

• Inspector Blount : Speed is not as important as secrecy. In our business, secrecy is our most important weapon. Utter secrecy!

  Davy , Peter , Mike : Secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy, secrecy.

  Inspector Blount : What are you doing?

  Mike : Uttering secrecy.

• Inspector Blount : [Picks up the phone]  Hello? Yes, they've captured one of the boys, but they got the wrong one. The piece of information they want is in my safe. We're planning what action to take now. You're welcome.

  [Hangs up] 

  Mike : Who was that?

  Inspector Blount : I don't know!

• Mike : [In disguise]  Hi there, eh, we're a, ahem, we're from the pure food and drugs administration. Eh, you serve crabs?

  Chang : We serve anybody!

• Inspector Blount : I came as fast as I could.

  Mike : Yeah, how did you get here, by oxcart?