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- Interviewer: Hey Peter, is there something that you really want, uh, something that you'd really flip out over?
- Peter: Yes.
- Interviewer: What?
- Peter: Texas.
- Interviewer: Davy?
- Davy: Ursula Andress!
- Davy: Hey, it's Mr. Baker, back from his backer.
- Weatherwax: Have you got a baker, Backer? Have you got a backer, Baker?
- Peter: Baker Backer?
- Weatherwax: Well, I'm very sorry, but he'll have to evacuate this room.
- Micky: [posing as a doctor] What? Are you mad? I can't move the plague!
- Weatherwax: The plague! Is is contagious?
- Micky: Have you ever seen a plague that wasn't?
- Weatherwax: Sam the doctor, what I wanna know is: Is he really sick or is it merely sham?
- Micky: [still posing as a doctor] Of course he's sick! He had sham when he was twelve years old.
- Weatherwax: What I want to know is, is he really sick, or is it merely sham?
- Micky: Of course he's sick! He had sham when he was 12 years old.
- Interviewer: You've reached a certain amount of success, if that was suddenly like taken away, wiped out, where would you be today?
- Peter: I'd go back to the Village and be a folk singer.
- Interviewer: How 'bout you, Davy?
- Davy: I'd go back to the Village and watch him be a folk singer.
- Interviewer: Mike?
- Mike: I'd probably go burn the Village.
- Weatherwax: Have we starved them out yet?
- Buntz, the Compton: How hungry can they get in half an hour?
- Butler: Yes sir?
- Davy: Hello, my name is David Armstrong Jones. My family dates back nearly four hundred years, to the earliest rich people.
- Butler: But this club is for special manners.
- Davy: This is H.L. Nesmith, he owns small spread in Southern Texas. Eh, what's the name of the ranch again, Mr. Nesmith?
- Mike: Eh, Houston.
- Davy: This the Sheik Farouk Dolenza.
- Mike: I would like to build a new wing to your building.
- Butler: Oh, I'm sorry, but we cannot except a gift.
- Micky: This is not a gift, it's charity.
- Davy: Eh, this is Pete, Peter DeWit, a rich man's son. Tell him what your father does.
- Peter: He's in garbage disposal.
- Interviewer: You've reached a certain amount of success. If that were something, like taken away, wiped out, where would you be today?
- Peter: I'd go back to the village and be a folk singer.
- Interviewer: How about you, Davy?
- Davy: I'd go back to the village and watch him be a folk singer.
- Interviewer: Mike?
- Mike: I'd probably go burn the village.
- Micky: I'd probably be dating my science teacher.
- Interviewer: Hey Peter, is there something that you really want, uh, something that you'd really flip out over?
- Peter: Yes.
- Interviewer: What?
- Peter: Texas.
- Interviewer: Davy?
- Davy: Ursula Andress!