Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Pilot (1978)

Conrad Janis: Fred McConnell

Quotes 

• Mindy McConnell : Stop! It's too early in the morning for dueling Beethoven.

  Cora Hudson : It's the only music I can challenge him with, dear. He won't play anything by Alice Cooper.

  Fred McConnell : That's because I play piano. Alice Cooper just beats on the keys with a dead snake.

• Fred McConnell : A toast, a toast, a toast to the old days when values were values and morals were morals. I remember when sharing a pad meant borrowing a notebook.