Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Blood Waters of Dr. Z (1999)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

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Quotes 

• Tom Servo : Mike, what happened to the naked lady?

  Mike Nelson : There is no naked lady.

  Tom Servo : EXACTLY my point!

• Mike Nelson : [as the sheriff]  You know, it's hard to keep my chunky torso balanced on my chicken legs.

• Mike Nelson : [watching a fish expel gas from its' rear]  Please enjoy a fish anus.