Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Devil Doll (1997)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

Quotes 

• The Great Vorelli : You'll never win, you'll always lose.

  Crow : You're Harold Stassen.

• The Great Vorelli : Hugo, walk to the footlights...

  Crow : Like an Egyptian.

• The Great Vorelli : [as part of his performance act]  Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to suggest to this man that his life is in danger.

  Tom Servo : And then I'll be right back.

  The Great Vorelli : That he may die at any moment.

  Crow T. Robot : [as the Great Vorelli approaches his subject]  Your life is in danger and you may die at any moment. *Thank you!*

• The Great Vorelli : Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to suggest to this man that his life is in danger, that he may die at any moment.

  Crow : Your life is in danger and you may die at many moment. Thank you.

• [hypnotizing a man] 

  The Great Vorelli : You're about to be executed by a soldier, who will put a single bullet through the back of your head.

  Crow : So you might as well go along with my little act.