Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Laserblast (1996)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

Quotes 

• Mike Nelson : [the sheriff in Laserblast bears a striking resemblance to Hank Williams Jr]  Look, are you READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

  Mike Nelson : Man, I've gotta go home and get READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

  Crow T. Robot : Let's find out of he's READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

  Mike Nelson : What do we got, another citizen who isn't READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

  Crow T. Robot : Anyway, all my rowdy friends are coming over later.

  Crow T. Robot : I just feel like you're not ready for some football.

  Tom Servo : Anything you say can be used to get you READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

  Tom Servo : I'm not ready for football anymore.

  Tom Servo : [Sheriff is cracking open a Coke bottle]  Hey, he knows how to use a Coke!

  Mike Nelson : [In tune with old Coca-Cola jingle]  I'd like to teach the world to GET READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

• Mike Nelson : [thinking he's Captain Janeway]  Mr. Cambot, red alert. Mr. Gypsy, you're with me. Mr. Servo, you have the con. Alright, what we need to do is...

  [he walks off] 

  Tom Servo : What's he doing with my toy phone?

  Crow T. Robot : Uh, I... I dunno, but don't bother him. Sure, he's gone totally mental, but... look how poised he is. How confident.

  [He growls seductively] 

  Tom Servo : You know, you're right. And he has the subtle allure of a woman in the full flower of early middle age.