Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (1997)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo

Quotes 

• Tom Servo : I'm sorry these two didn't end up together.

  Mike Nelson : They did.

  Tom Servo : Oh, then I'm sorry about that.

• Tom Servo : [as commandment stones fall from the sky into Fingal's hands]  Here are some more commandments I forgot!

• Appolonia James : Come on, Fingal...

  Tom Servo : Come on *what*?

  Crow : You know, my apathy is palpable at this point.

• [Fingal watches "Casablanca" on his computer monitor] 

  Tom Servo : Never show a good movie in the middle of your crappy movie.

• Tom Servo : You need to tinkle Fingal? How about some Pringles, Fingal?

• Fingal : I'M INTERFACED!

  Tom Servo : BFD!

• Tom Servo : Hey look, a midget Rabbi cowboy! Giddy aye oy veh!

• Tom Servo : [singing]  You must remember this, this movie really sucks.

• Mike Nelson : [an image of a large man circles in the sky]  Really, REALLY Big Brother.

  Tom Servo : Someone turn off the fat rotating guy.

• [Raul Julia's face appears in a large cube] 

  Tom Servo : Hey guys, see I though he was Puerto Rican...

  Mike Nelson : [groaning, anticipating joke]  Oh no, don't...

  Tom Servo : [giggling]  ... I didn't know he was CUBE-an.

• Tom Servo : You make me tingle, Fingal. Fingal, are you single? Give me a jingle!

• Appolonia James : Fingal!

  Tom Servo : I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.

• Tom Servo : [voice of a waiter at a restaurant]  It's because it's fly soup, sir.

• Tom Servo : [as kids run amok around the patients with exposed brains]  Must be "Children of the Damned" day at the brain institute.

• Fingal : I can't stand this anymore... I'm so bored.

  Tom Servo : Okay, which one of us said that?

  Fingal : Maybe out there I have to take it, but not in here.

  Mike Nelson : [as Fingal]  I'm going to get a Glock and mow all these people down!

• Operator : Welcome and thank you for calling our award winning 24 hour technical support service for... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... Please be prepared with a specific problem regarding... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... in order to facilitate assistance from one of our skilled... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... technicians.

  Mike Nelson : Oh yeah. I'm prepared for some specific problems about 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' alright, don't worry about that.

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : This is Mandy. How can I help you?

  Mike Nelson : Well, uh, first of all... lets see... tech support.

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : Sir, let me take care of some common troubleshooting possibilities right away. Are you in fact watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'?

  Mike Nelson : Yes. tech support...

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : We do find that people new to our 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' family viewers can make a simple mistake in actually be watching another movie. If that is the case, then we would urge you to call the appropriate technical support service for we are legally unable to provide support for other...

  Mike Nelson : Look, Look, were watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.' The credits are rolling right now.

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : So it's not complete yet?

  Mike Nelson : Well, No but I mean...

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : We strongly advise our customers to view the entire film. It's impossible for us to gauge the accuracy of any confusion or complaint...

  Mike Nelson : Look, how are the credits gonna help the fact that we have no idea what was going on with... anything... what was the "I'm interface" thing. What was the skinny woman doing when she was licking her watch?

  Tom Servo : Yeah.

  Mike Nelson : Hey, why the pinch mouth cockney creep and

  [in voice] 

  Mike Nelson : "The guy just reverses the access code"... that was well crafted...

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : SIR!

  Mike Nelson : ...and the music was the most insipid...

  Tom Servo : ...banal...

  Mike Nelson : Banal noodling I've ever heard in my life.

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : Sir, those are unfortunate design flaws which we do acknowledge.

  Mike Nelson : Well, what can I do about it?

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : When did you Purchase your version of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank?

  Mike Nelson : ...Uhh I didn't purchase it... I just ahh...

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : Ummph, so you are an unauthorized viewer of 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'? I am legally required to report this violation of all...

  Tom Servo , Crow : HANG UP!

• Tom Servo : [singing]  You must remember this, my liver has been pierced.

• [two men wearing hats run by] 

  Mike Nelson : These guys were rejected from Men Without Hats.

  Tom Servo : Why? 'Cause they're really bad musicians?

  Mike Nelson : No, because they're wearing hats.

  Tom Servo : Oh, and the brims get in the way of reading music?

  Mike Nelson : No. Oh, just forget it!

  [one minute later] 

  Tom Servo : [laughing]  Oh, I get it! They're wearing hats!