Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Mole People (1997)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Extra Monkey

Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : I treasure these precious moments when John Agar isn't talking!

• John Agar : There's gotta be a scientific explanation for all of this.

  Crow T. Robot : I believe the Elf Princess put them there.

• Crow T. Robot : [to the female love interest]  Haven't I told you before that you're not a servant? Now go get me a beer!

• Crow T. Robot : Gentlemen, we've been captured by gay wrestling cheerleaders.

• [Mike and the Bots provide the inner monologues for our heroes as they listen to an avalanche in the distance] 

  Tom Servo : I just realized that my life is a lie!

  Crow T. Robot : Make something up. State it firmly, even arrogantly!

  Mike Nelson : I'm still pissed at Beaumont!