The Nanny (TV Series)

When You Pish Upon a Star (1994)

Daniel Davis: Niles

Quotes 

• Fran Fine : [entering kitchen, somewhat flustered]  How do you become a full-fledged moron by 12?

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : [curious]  Who are you talking about?

  Fran Fine : [referring to Jack, the child star]  Oh, that Walker kid. The eighth dwarf; Horny.

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : [misunderstanding Fran]  I love Johnnie Walker... I mean Jack Daniels... I mean Jack Walker.

  Niles : [to Fran about C.C]  Ever since Rob Roy and Tom Collins left her it's all been a blur.

• Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : [about an actor]  You see Maxwell, if we've got Jack, we've got a success. I will bet my reputation on it.

  Niles : Oh sorry, there's a five dollar minimum.

• Niles : How's your pudding Miss Babcock?

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : It's delicious, why?

  Niles : [looks at the bottle of milk]  Just as I thought, these expiration dates are meaningless.

  [C.C. suddenly realizes what Niles meant and is shocked]