NCIS (TV Series)
One Shot, One Kill (2004)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Major Dorden : Your whole plan rests on this guy believing that you're both Marines.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We have it under control, Major. She'll do fine.
Major Dorden : Well, then I'll just stay and help out. There's nothing wrong with another set of eyeballs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not a good idea. The best thing you can do is leave this to us.
Major Dorden : I lost two of my men to this psycho. You really think I'm passing up on a chance for payback?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Major, your mission is to protect our country. Our mission right now is to protect you and your Marines. Allow us the honor of doing our job.
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[Gibbs has three ex-wives]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, DiNozzo, kinda reminds me of your apartment. 'Cept for that minty fresh urine smell.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : For your information, I have a maid now.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You can afford a maid?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to pay three alimonies.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tell Fornell I say hi.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Next time drive a little faster, Tony. I think my glands have an ounce of adrenaline left.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Response to a crime scene investigation demands a timely arrival, Kate.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : It would help if the investigators didn't PUKE all over the crime scene.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Brings back memories.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Memories of what?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Marriage.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Can we hurry it up. Don't think Gunnery Sergeant Alvarez would appreciate being seen like this.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : You *knew* the man?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope.
[Gibbs walks away. Ducky talks to the corpse]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : If it's any consolation, Gunny, Gibbs is the absolute *best* we have.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why are all these dolls... naked?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't ask me, Boss. Must be a Goth thing.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : We can get the trajectory, no problem.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The competition's gonna be for the bullet.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I don't think the unfortunate Staff Sergeant Allen isn't going to be much use there. The bullet passed clean through.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Then I suggest we help our "good friends", the FBI, find it. Tony, make a hole.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ducky] Scalpel.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Kate, find the bullet.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, you think I could pass for a marine?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I don't know, let's shave your head and find out.
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Abby Sciuto : [Abby having just found a bullet in a doll's head] Ah-ha!
[Imitating Ducky]
Abby Sciuto : Gerald? To Abby, please.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Does Ducky know you do that?
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[reviewing Alvarez' complaint file]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You'll like this one, Boss. One guy wanted to be a paramedic, so Alvarez guaranteed him the Corps would train him to save lives.
[Gibbs and Tony share a laugh]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What's wrong with that?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The Marine Corps doesn't have medical personnel.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They're all Navy.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Technically, it is correct. I mean, Marines do save lives - mostly through the use of superior firepower.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh boy! We've got a *major* problem!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What do you see?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : A shooter who is highly intelligent, and methodical. Out of a thousand bricks on this wall, he only removed the one he needed.