The New Addams Family (TV Series)
Lurch, Man of Leisure (1999)
Michael Roberds: Uncle Fester
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Quotes
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Uncle Fester : Why would she be disappointed, Lurch? She may not be getting a millionaire, but she's getting a liar.
Morticia Addams : Why can't she have both?
Gomez Addams : Capital idea!
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Uncle Fester : I'm Fester, IRS.
Lizzy : IRS?
Uncle Fester : I'm here to audit Mr. Lurch.
Lizzy : Audit?
Uncle Fester : Don't argue with me!
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Uncle Fester : [Lurch has received a postcard] What is it, Lurch, is it good news? Is it a death threat? Blackmail demands? Huh? Huh?