NewsRadio (TV Series)

Monster Rancher (1998)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

Quotes 

• Bill McNeal : It's just a little harmless hazing. What's the big deal? And as far as hazing goes, pouring a pot of coffee and hot sauce on a guy's head is relatively mild!

  Lisa Miller : You put hot sauce in there, too?

  Bill McNeal : No.

• Bill McNeal : I remember one time in college - we got this pledge drunk, locked him in the trunk of a car, abandoned the car in a junkyard...

  Dave Nelson : [as Bill laughs]  And then?

  Bill McNeal : What?

  Dave Nelson : Well, how did he get out of the car?

  Bill McNeal : ...You know what? I gotta make a phone call.

• Bill McNeal : "Uncle Jimmy"? So now we're putting Jimmy's boy toys on the payroll?

  Dave Nelson : [taken aback]  Bill - Mr. James does not have boy toys, alright? He is actually Mr. James' nephew. Alright?

  Bill McNeal : Oh. Because I thought...

  Dave Nelson : I really don't care what you thought.

• Bill McNeal : Read the papers. Corporate America is finally catching on to what fraternities and biker gangs have known for years: Hazing works!

• Bill McNeal : Come with me, my lad! A world of enchantment awaits.

  Walt : Where are we goin' first?

  Bill McNeal : A little place I like to call Craphouse Central.