NewsRadio (TV Series)

The Public Domain (1997)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

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• Bill : [singing to the tune of Yankee Doodle]  William Clinton came to town, riding on inflation. / Took a town named Whitewater, introduced it to our nation.

• Dave Nelson : Bill, I would like you to meet Steve Johnson.

  Bill : Hi, Steve.

  Steve Johnson : [stretches out his hand to Bill]  Hello, Bill.

  [Bill punches out Steve] 

  Dave Nelson : That was your plan?

  Bill : I panicked.

  Dave Nelson : Yeah, well, you can't just...

  Bill : I only did it for you, Dave.

  Dave Nelson : Yeah, that's what John Hinckley said.

  Bill : Which reminds me of a little song...

  Dave Nelson : Don't!

• Bill : What kind of fire water have you been drinking, Little Chief?

• Dave Nelson : Exactly what kind of career do you have lined up, anyway?

  Bill : Let's just say I'm puttin' together an act.

  Dave Nelson : Bill, I thought your whole life was an act.

• Bill : [singing to Oh Susanna]  Oh, Joe Camel, don't you cry for me / You gave my uncle cancer, but you'll pay the lawyer's fee.

• Bill : [singing]  Silent night, religious right / Jesse Helms sleeps tonight. - Everybody!

  Lisa Miller , Beth , Dave Nelson : [singing]  Something something...

  Bill : [singing]  Madeline Albright.

• Bill : Hey, here's a fellow we've all grown to appreciate:

  Bill : [singing]  Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr / Special Whitewater prosecut-ar.