Night Court (TV Series)
Up on the Roof (1985)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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[Eddie is about to throw himself down the elevator shaft - for the second time]
Eddie Devon : [to Melnick] So, you live with this, you scum! AAAAHHHH...!
[Harry, Christine and Melnick scream as Eddie jumps down - about 3 feet]
Eddie Devon : Surprise. I'm standing on top of the elevator.
Dr. Charles Melnick : [collapsed on the floor, holding his chest] I... want... you... dead.
Eddie Devon : [jumps back to the floor] Why? You said I have so much to live for.
[to Harry and Christine]
Eddie Devon : So what do you think, guys? My first joke.
Judge Harry T. Stone : [sagging against the wall] It killed me.