Night Court (TV Series)

Up on the Roof (1985)

Michael A. Ross: Eddie Devon

Quotes 

• Eddie Devon : Oh, by the way Dr. Melnick. I kept all the Swiss bank accounts. I mean I may be stupid... but I'm not crazy.

• Eddie Devon : [Eddie is giving away everything he owns]  Okay, I've got a shopping center.

  [Everyone jumps up excited] 

  Eddie Devon : It's in Milwaukee.

  [Everyone sits down dejected] 

• [Eddie is about to throw himself down the elevator shaft - for the second time] 

  Eddie Devon : [to Melnick]  So, you live with this, you scum! AAAAHHHH...!

  [Harry, Christine and Melnick scream as Eddie jumps down - about 3 feet] 

  Eddie Devon : Surprise. I'm standing on top of the elevator.

  Dr. Charles Melnick : [collapsed on the floor, holding his chest]  I... want... you... dead.

  Eddie Devon : [jumps back to the floor]  Why? You said I have so much to live for.

  [to Harry and Christine] 

  Eddie Devon : So what do you think, guys? My first joke.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [sagging against the wall]  It killed me.

• Eddie Devon : [runs into the courtroom]  I feel great!

  Christine Sullivan : [jumps out of her chair]  AAAAAAAHHHH!

  [Everyone stares at her] 

  Christine Sullivan : [faking nonchalance]  Oh, look who's here.