[a mother is taken to court for assaulting a children's novelist because her son broke his arm imitating a character the novelist created]
Dr. Wiggle: Oh please, I never meant the boy any harm. / It was purely his folly that broke his arm. / The Snurt is a snoozle and not real at all. / You can't blame a snoozle for causing his fall.
Christine Sullivan: But sir, the boy only climbed in the tree / because of a drawing on page thirty-three.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Your honour, she hit the poor man with her shoe.
Dr. Wiggle: You can see the spots clearly. Bump one and bump two.
Christine Sullivan: I object.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: You object?
Judge Harry T. Stone: Overruled!
Mac Robinson: This is stupid.
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: On Donner, on Blitzen, on Comet and Cupid!
Judge Harry T. Stone: Well I'm fining you fifty and that should be it.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Now get outta here you dumb little shi...
Judge Harry T. Stone: DAN!