Bilko is faced by a snobbish local socialite, just back from Paris, who turns down the opportunity to be Doberman's mardi gras queen. Well, Doberman has been to Paris too ("what did I see, I was in a Sherman tank?").
For the honour of the platoon, Bilko has to persuade the reluctant gentry that she wants nothing more than Doberman, that short, glistening ("some would call him greasy") Buddha figure.
Bilko at his most brilliant, devious in his sentimental cause. A number of classic scenes, including Doberman being taught how to talk to a girl (Zimmerman in a wig), and, perhaps the highlight, the Doberman calypso.
For the honour of the platoon, Bilko has to persuade the reluctant gentry that she wants nothing more than Doberman, that short, glistening ("some would call him greasy") Buddha figure.
Bilko at his most brilliant, devious in his sentimental cause. A number of classic scenes, including Doberman being taught how to talk to a girl (Zimmerman in a wig), and, perhaps the highlight, the Doberman calypso.