Milton Frome: Mr. Schuster

Quotes 

• Mr. Schuster : You know something? You're not dumb. You're stupid, and I'll have your job.

  Dick Elmore : Excuse me sir.

  [Goes to police car and spreads peanut butter on the man's driver license and then eats it] 

  Mr. Schuster : Wait a minute- that's my license! That's my license! What is this?

  Dick Elmore : Sign here please. It's not an admission of guilt. I added driving without a license. Now you be sure to tell all your big shot friends downtown that I put peanut butter on your driver's license and ate it. Do that, will you? Have a good day, sir.