Don Meredith: John Kowalski

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• Sergeant Kidder : Oh one more thing. While you were gone, some nut got through to deputy chief Waller downtown. Now Waller figured he was bananas but he called here anyway.

  John Kowalski : Yeah?

  Sergeant Kidder : Guy was fuming, really hot under the collar. He had a speeding ticket that you wrote up Elmore.

  John Kowalski : Oh I remember that guy. Said he was going to take it all the way to the president.

  Sergeant Kidder : Well Waller was tempted to have him committed. You know why?

  John Kowalski : I don't know why, we weren't here.

  Sergeant Kidder : He said you took his drivers license, spread peanut butter on it, and ate it.

  John Kowalski : Ate his drivers license?

  Sergeant Kidder : Ate his drivers license.

  John Kowalski : Well the guy should be committed, going around telling stories like that. Dick- you ought to sue that guy.

  Dick Elmore : Peanut butter?