Quotes
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Kryten : Mr. Lister, sir, would you be so kind as to take Camille's bag onboard?
Dave Lister : Certainly, Kryten. Anything you say.
Camille : Why my bag, Kryten?
Kryten : Because you're getting on that craft with Hector, where you belong.
Camille : No Kryten.
Kryten : Now you've got to listen to me. Do you have any idea what you have to look forward to if you stay here?
Camille : You're saying this only to make me go.
Kryten : We both know you belong to Hector. You're part of his work - you're what keeps him going. If you're not on that craft when it leaves the hanger, you'll regret it - maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon - for the rest of your life.
Camille : What about us?
Kryten : We'll always have Parrot's.
Camille : Oh, Kryten.
Kryten : I'm no good at being noble, kid, but it's pretty obvious that the problems of two blobs and an android don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy cosmos.
Hector Blob : Are you ready, Camille?
Camille : I'm ready. Goodbye, Kryton. God bless you.
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Dave Lister : [Teaching Kryten how to lie] OK, let's try again. What is it?
Kryten : It's a banana.
Dave Lister : No, it isn't. What is it?
Kryten : It's a banana?
Dave Lister : No, it isn't. What is it?
Kryten : It's an nnnnnnn... It's an nnnnnnn...
Dave Lister : It's an orange. Come on, say it. This is an orange.
Kryten : It's an nnnnnnn... It's an nnnnnnn... It's a banana. I can't say it!
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Dave Lister : This is weird, you know. The last two human beings in the infinite cosmos and we happen to bump into each other.
Kochanski Camille : Yeah. That is weird, isn't it?
Dave Lister : You realize we have an awesome responsibility.
Kochanski Camille : We do?
Dave Lister : Yeah, sure we do. We have to rebuild the human race as quickly as possible. Do you want to start now or do you want to clean your teeth first?
Kochanski Camille : And they say romance is dead.
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Dave Lister : When Steve McQueen met The Blob, he tried to kill it. It probably never crossed his mind to try and take it out to a restaurant.
