Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Me² (1988)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

Quotes 

• The Cat : [talking through a megaphone]  Hello, hello. Testing, testing. One, one, one. Me, me, me. Attention, all lady cats. I am feeling very, very sexy. Can you hear me, lady cats? My body is available. Please form a queue. No squabbling. This is your lucky day.

• The Cat : 'Ey, I'm lookin' so good today, if I looked any better I'd be illegal!

• Lister : Caaaat... what are you doing?

  The Cat : I'm courting.

  Lister : ...Courting who?

  The Cat : Whoever shows up!

  Lister : I've told you before, there's no other cats on board.

  The Cat : If I believed that for one minute I'd go crazy!