Robot Chicken (TV Series)
That Hurts Me (2005)
Scott Adsit: Shamrock Bear, Pinhead, Buddha, Various
Quotes
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Franklin D. Roosevelt : The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself!
Audience member 1 : And spiders!
Franklin D. Roosevelt : ...Well yes. And spiders. That goes without saying...
Audience member 2 : And snakes!
Franklin D. Roosevelt : Yes... snakes too.
Audience member 3 : And don't forget werewolves!
Franklin D. Roosevelt : There is no such thing!
[Everyone starts to argue]
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Doug Goldstein : [in purgatory] Huh? Where am I?
Buddha : You're in purgatory, Doug. Spin the wheel of reincarnation!
Doug Goldstein : [spots Keira Knightley's underwear on the wheel] Oh boy! I hope I land on Keira Knightley's underwear!
Buddha : [sigh] Everyone wishes for that one.
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Pinhead : America did the right thing giving the call to Ghostface... Of course, I would have called my mom...
[starts to cry]
Pinhead : Today's her birthday!... I love you, Mom!
[shows Drew Barrymore at home making Popcorn. The phone starts to ring]
Drew Barrymore : [picks up the phone] Hello?
Ghostface Killer : I see you making popcorn...
Drew Barrymore : Who is this?
Ghostface Killer : I saw the Charlie's Angels sequel, THAT WAS A PIECE OF CRAP!
Drew Barrymore : I'm hanging up!
