Roseanne (TV Series)

Aliens (1992)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

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Quotes 

• Dan : [on the phone, sucking up to a banker/friend; he covers the mouth-piece and asks Roseanne]  Which one's the genius?

  Roseanne : The little-one, Katie.

  Darlene : The one who made boom-boom in our sink.

• Darlene : Yo Mum, the lunch lady at school's been sick a few weeks, I think she's gonna die soon, you interested?

  Roseanne : Let's see, serving crappy food to ungrateful teenagers, how would I know I was at work?

• Roseanne : [Dan finishes reading a note from DJ's school]  Maybe there's a page missing.

  Dan : He's in the Regionals, that's the whole note

  [checks the other side] 

  Dan : no-one was hurt.

  Roseanne : DJ I always knew you had some special hidden talent, now you can spell, you can spell.

  Darlene : That's where the big money is

  [she stands up and gets her bag] 

  D.J. Conner : You're just jealous.

  Darlene : You're right, I wanted to be Rain Man.

• Darlene : Hey Mum, did you tell DJ to wash his hair?

  Roseanne : Yeah.

  Darlene : Oh well you should've told him to take his blazer off first.

  Roseanne : Why does he do that!