Roseanne (TV Series)

Don't Make Me Over (1992)

Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : [the girls bought Roseanne a make-over on Mothers' Day in hopes she would let them go to a concert unchaperoned. Roseanne discovered their plan and was very saddened]  First of all, let's just say that, you going away for a weekend to a rock concert with the nearest adult five hours away, that was never gonna happen, no matter how you sucked up.

  Becky : [in apathy]  Well, it's unanimous.

  Darlene : [sarcastically]  Yeah, I guess that about wraps it up.

  Dan : I don't think so.

  Becky : Okay, we'll apologize to her before she, like, explodes.

  [Darlene snickers] 

  Dan : She's not gonna 'like, explode'; she's too busy crying her eyes out.

  [the girls pause at this] 

  Dan : I'm the one you gotta worry about, 'cause I'm VERY angry, and I don't like you very much right now.

  Becky : [uncaringly]  Oh, so now we're all supposed to apologize to you?

  Dan : Shut up!

  [to Darlene] 

  Dan : So I don't have to say it again in a minute, you shut up, too! Now you guys just don't get it. You see, she thought you were actually going to do something nice for her, you know, like you cared. And that would've been the very best thing you could've done for her today, and you just ruined it.

  Darlene : Well, what should we do?

  Dan : You're gonna make it up to her.

  Becky : [solemnly]  Alright, we'll think of something.

  Dan : No, no, you had your chance... now it's my turn.

  [Dan leaves as Becky and Darlene go silent] 

• Darlene : [starts making plans to go to a rock concert]  Oh, this is going to be soooo great!

  Becky : Yes, as long as we all understand that you and Stacy won't be sitting with me and my friends.

  Darlene : Becky. There's going to be twenty thousand people there. Why would we sit next to the only four geeks.

• Darlene : [D.J. is sitting on the counter, kicking the kitchen cabinets with his heels]  It's Mother's Day, you moron. Stop trying to tick her off.

  Becky : Yea, and go upstairs and hose off whatever stupid thing you made for her in school, and bring it down.

  D.J. Conner : Or what!

  Darlene : Or we'll bury you under the porch with the rest of our brothers.

• Dan : [sees Becky and Darlene's spa hairdos]  My God, it's the Shirelles!

  Becky : Who?

  Darlene : Disco.

• Roseanne Conner : [Darlene and Becky have made Roseanne breakfast]  What's the catch?

  Becky : No catch, can't we do something nice?

  Roseanne Conner : I don't know, you never have.