Roseanne (TV Series)
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep (1994)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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D.J. Conner : How come we never say grace?
Darlene Conner : Because D.J., grace is for those who are thankful.
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[first lines]
Darlene Conner : [to D.J. at the diner] Hey. How do you keep getting in here? There must be a whole in the screen or something.
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Darlene Conner : [to David about his nose ring] Wow. I still can't believe you got that. You're like the first straight guy I've known with the guts to wear one of those.
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Darlene Conner : [just told her parents that D.J. is attending church] Yeah, I mean, maybe he'll take after your cousin Jesco. Isn't he the one who, uh, sent us the bible with *every* single word highlighted?
