Roseanne (TV Series)
Language Lessons (1988)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : Darlene, who are you really mad at?
Darlene Conner : D.J.!
Roseanne Conner : Well that makes a lot of sense. I know if I had been screwing around all year and was flunking history, that I would find somebody else to blame for it.
Darlene Conner : That's NOT what I'm doing.
Roseanne Conner : That's EXACTLY what you're doing, Darlene.
Darlene Conner : [stands up and throws part of her castle on the floor] It's not fair!
[storms off]
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Darlene Conner : D.J. broke my castle and now I'm going to fail history and it's all D.J.'s fault!
Roseanne Conner : Yeah it's totally his fault that you've been screwing around all year and flunking history.
Darlene Conner : But Mom he was just here and...
Roseanne Conner : And it's totally his fault you put this off until the last minute.