Roseanne (TV Series)

Of Ice and Men (1992)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Darlene Conner : D.J.'s going to play hockey? He can't even walk on land.

  Roseanne Conner : Oh Darlene, try to be a little more positive about it. Think about all the cute things we'll be able to write on his cast.

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, you're right. Hockey could be his sport. He's used to being chased by people with sticks.

• Roseanne Conner : Is he going to get to play?

  Dan Conner : Only if he brings a deck of cards.

• Jackie Harris : I had my first real date when I was 15. That's 22 years of dating. You'd think that in 22 years, Mr. Right would have shown up.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, he probably did, but you were out on a date with some reject.

• D.J. Conner : Mom, I'm gonna be a professional hockey player.

  Roseanne Conner : Great. We'll save all that money on toothpaste.