Roseanne (TV Series)

Roseanne-Feld (1997)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

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• D.J. Conner : [rummaging through his parents' nightstand]  Don't think about my parents having sex, don't think about my parents having sex.

• Heather : D.J., just so you know, like for *future* reference, I have some condoms in my backpack.

  D.J. Conner : You do?

  Heather : Yeah, my mom makes me carry them around, says it makes *her* feel protected.

  D.J. Conner : [dumbstruck]  Uh... you ever use them?

  Heather : No, I've kind of been saving them, like for someone special.