Roseanne (TV Series)
Second Time Around (1991)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
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Quotes
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Dan : [after a near miss with a wrecking ball on Dan's jobsite] I'm more embarrassed than anything else. I crawl out of that thing with my pants down around my ankles, I looked up, there's thirty people standing around staring at me.
Arnie Thomas : Man, and it was really an awkward moment. No one knew what to do. Fortunately, I had the presence of mind to start the applause.
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Becky : [about D.J.'s reaction to his Dad's accident] Dad, he's crazy.
Dan : He's showing concern, which is more than I can say for certain *others* in this household, considering what happened to *me* yesterday.
Darlene : You were sitting in a porta-crapper that got nailed by a wrecking ball. I didn't take *one shot*. Now *that* is love.