Roseanne (TV Series)
Take My Bike, Please! (1991)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne : [on the phone with the bank about a loan payment check she "forgot" to sign] ...Oh, oh you need the signature, I didn't know that... Ok, well let me tell you, I'll ah, leave here right away, I'm on my way, I'm in, I'm in a big hurry, and I'll be there in a couple of minutes... Okay, thank you.
[hangs up]
Dan : What are you going to tell them once you get down there?
Roseanne : How can I think about that now, Dan, when my tire blew, and I'm stuck in a ditch on route 49?... Coffee?
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Roseanne : [having a family meeting] Now, here's what I see. Nothing's getting done around here because nobody takes any responsibility for anything, ok? So from now on, Becky, I'm leaving you in charge.
Darlene : [grins sarcastically and raises her hand] I have a problem with that.
Roseanne : Tough.
Darlene : So I'm just supposed to do whatever she says?
Dan : We expect that you will listen to Becky the same way you listen to us.
Becky : [raising her hand] Um, now I have a problem.
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Dan : [to Becky, about being in charge of D.J. while her parents work late] And you will take care of your brother. You'll make sure that he washes himself, and that does his homework.
Roseanne : [wagging her finger] Yeah, and you make sure that he eats, too. Now, I'm gonna weigh that little boy every night... and if he looses more than two pounds, it's your butt! You got that?
