Roseanne (TV Series)

Terms of Estrangement: Part 1 (1992)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Becky : [about school]  I'm not going. You'll have to get yourself to detention today.

  Darlene Conner : You're cutting school? But you like high school, Becky. Remember? You're a geek.

• Darlene Conner : [to Becky about Mark]  Wait a minute. You mean he had a chance to get out of this hole and he's not? God, he just made "King of the Idiot Boys."

• Roseanne Conner : [to Becky]  You know, Beck, I don't know why, but I thought maybe the first words out of your mouth might be, "Sorry you lost your business, Dad. We know how much it meant to you."

  Darlene Conner : I guess it's gonna sound a lot less sincere now when I say it.

• Roseanne Conner : [to Darlene]  So do you have anything that you want to say?

  Darlene Conner : Can I have a pony?

• Darlene Conner : [to Becky]  What's wrong with you?

  Becky : Nothing. I'm just tired.

  Darlene Conner : No wonder. You were tossing and turning all night.

  Becky : What, do you watch me while I sleep?

  Darlene Conner : Yes, Becky. You fascinate me. You know, sometimes the drool on your pillow, it isn't always yours.