Roseanne (TV Series)

The Monday Thru Friday Show (1989)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie : You know what my idea of the perfect marriage would be?

  Roseanne : Mel Gibson and a stick of butter.

• Jackie Harris : Pack your bags, we're going to Wizard World for the weekend!

  Becky Conner : Are Mom and Dad coming?

  Jackie Harris : No!

  Becky Conner , Darlene Conner , D.J. Conner : YAY!

• Jackie Harris : I'm running away for the weekend and I'm taking your kids with me, you can have the house to yourself and honeymoon here.

  Roseanne Conner : Are you serious?

  Jackie Harris : Yeah, and you better enjoy it because it's the last anniversary present I'm giving you for the next 10 years!

• Roseanne : What are you smiling at, hot stuff?

  Dan : Well, wait a minute. What's this in my pocket? It could be. It might be. It is. Holy cow, it's a honeymoon! Why, yes, it's paradise.

  Jackie : Ohh, another guy who thinks he's got paradise in his jeans.