Roseanne (TV Series)

Wait till Your Father Gets Home (1993)

Estelle Parsons: Beverly Harris

Quotes 

• Bev Harris : I think we should all have some tea... and then pour large amounts of Brandy into it.

  Roseanne : Darlene, would you put on some water, and then... bring the Brandy down from your room.

  Darlene : Very funny. Don't you think if I had Brandy in my room, I'd spend more time at home?

• Bev Harris : [about her dead ex-husband's long-time mistress attending the funeral]  Perhaps she and I can draw straws over who gets to throw themselves on the coffin.

• Bev Harris : I think you should be shot. I long for the days when we could brand someone like you with a scarlet letter, leaving you a lonely miserable outcast and if you ever contract an incurable and very painful disease I will not be able to stop myself from dancing a jig of glee.