Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : [Telling his father of his plans to marry Julio's sister]  But look on the bright side of it, Pop. When we have our first son we'll name him after you. We'll call him Fredrico! Litte Fredrico Manuel Fuentes Sanford!

  Fred G. Sanford : [Staggering, hand over his heart]  Oh, no! This is the biggest one I ever had! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join ya, honey... with an invitation to a Puerto Rican wedding!

• Lamont Sanford : [as the nurse comes in, Fred clutches his chest, moaning]  Where does it hurt, Pop - is it your heart?

  Fred G. Sanford : The pain WAS in my heart, but, looking at you two, it's moved further down.

• First Nurse : C'mon, Mr. Sanford! Believe me, we want you to be tested and out of here sooner than you do. Maybe you would like a mild tranquilizer to relax you.

  Fred G. Sanford : No, just give me two bottles of Ripple and you won't even know I'm in here!