Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Jennifer Love Hewitt/Beastie Boys (1998)

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Antonio Banderas : Wait an hour here, what is this? I did not bro-, eh, notice that you brought your friends.

  [indicates her breasts] 

  Antonio Banderas : Who are your friends and, and what is there names?

  Gina Cutter : My friends?

  [covers her breasts with her hands] 

  Antonio Banderas : Shh! Don't wake them. Don't close their eyes. They are tucked in and sleeping like two friendly booblily things.

• Gina Cutter : Wait a minute, aren't you married to Melanie Griffith?

  Antonio Banderas : [laughs heartily]  Si. I am betrothed to her. She is ah, how do you say? Ah yes. Old, and not here.

• Antonio Banderas : Now is the time on the show when I have the sex with you.

  Gina Cutter : What! No! No!

  Antonio Banderas : No, I am sorry all of a sudden I hear nothing. But I must warn you: I can be very loud. I like to scream/sing quotes from my movie Evita.

  Gina Cutter : Oh my God! I am nineteen, you creep!

  Antonio Banderas : In my country, you are passed the prime.