"Saturday Night Live" Dana Carvey/The Wallflowers (TV Episode 2000) - Tina Fey as Weekend Update Anchor

Tina Fey : Prostitutes in Lyons, France sent a fax to the government to complain that they are losing business to Eastern European women who are protected by the Albanian mafia. Okay, first of all, how rough-looking are these French prostitutes that all their customers are running to the Albanians? Secondly, why did they send a fax, and from whence? Do they have a fax machine in the whorehouse, or did they all trundle down to Kinko's - "You fax these, I'll let you shave me." Thirdly, how come French whores know how to work a fax machine, but every time I try to use it, I hit Power Save, or I forget to dial 9? This just proves what my boyfriend always says - that I am dumber than a French whore. Back to you, Jimmy!
Tina Fey : With election day approaching, the Presidential candidates stepped up their TV appearances. This week Gore and Bush were on Letterman, Regis, and The View. Meanwhile, Ralph Nader was a plaintiff on Judge Joe Brown and Pat Buchanan appeared on a security camera at a Walgreens.
Tina Fey : It was announced this week that Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown will perform a show together at the Aladdin casino in Las Vegas. Tickets are $150. $200 if Whitney and Bobby actually show up. The concert will be sponsored by Snapple and cocaine.

Tina Fey: Weekend Update Anchor