Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

David Carradine/Linda Ronstadt/Cast of 'The Pirates of Penzance' (1980)

Eddie Murphy: Bruce Lee, Lt. Sam Cleveland, Various

Quotes 

• Man : So, where was you all when the Colonel died?

  Woman : Oh, well, I was buying chicken, as a matter of fact.

  [tearful] 

  Woman : What were you doing?

  Man : Oh, I was eating chicken.

  [nods and chews his chicken] 

  Man : What were you doin', Dave?

  Dave : Eh, I was sleepin' with a chicken. I can't get enough of this stuff.