Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Burning (1998)
Patrick Warburton: David Puddy
Quotes
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Elaine : Do you believe in God?
David Puddy : Yes.
Elaine : Oh! So you're pretty religious?
David Puddy : I try.
Elaine : So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?
David Puddy : Not for me.
Elaine : Why not?
David Puddy : I'm not the one going to hell.
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David Puddy : You stole my Jesus fish!
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Father Curtis : Let me see if I understand this. You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell, and you feel that she's too bossy.
David Puddy : Yes.
Elaine : Yeah, that's right.
Father Curtis : Well, oftentimes in cases of interfaith marriages, couples have difficulty...
Elaine : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one's getting married here.
Father Curtis : You aren't?
David Puddy : Naw.
Father Curtis : Oh
Elaine : We're just, you know, havin' a good time.
Father Curtis : Oh. Well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.
David Puddy : No way. This is BOGUS.
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David Puddy : Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today. Why don't you just take that one.
Elaine : But that belongs to Mr potato guy. That's his.
David Puddy : Come on, get it.
Elaine : Well if you want it, you get it.
David Puddy : Sorry. Thou shalt not steal.
Elaine : Oh, but it's okay for me?
David Puddy : What do you care? You know where you're going.