Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Burning (1998)

Danny Woodburn: Mickey Abbott

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• Jerry : Sophie, it's me! I know about the tractor story! And I'm fine with it!

  Sophie : How could you know?

  Jerry : Shhh! Shhh! But I'm not going to let something like this ruin what could be a meaningful relationship.

  Mickey Abbott : [Kramer and Mickey enter]  You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!

  Cosmo Kramer : I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!

  Mickey Abbott : Well, you should have told me!

  Jerry : I'm with somebody!

  Sophie : No, I understand! This can be a difficult thing to deal with! But the important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive.

  Cosmo Kramer : You know, she's right.

  Sophie : But of course, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

  Jerry : You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?

  Sophie : Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it because I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

  Jerry : [stunned]  All right, that's it for me. You've been great. Good night everybody!

  [leaves] 

• Mickey Abbott : Hey! That's my cirrhosis. He's stealing my cirrhosis. You wanna be sick?

  [pulls Kramer down to the floor and jumps on top of him] 

  Mickey Abbott : I'll show you sick.

  Student #2 : Cirrhosis of the liver and uh, PCP addiction?

• Mickey Abbott : Bacterial meningitis. Jackpot!

  Cosmo Kramer : Gonorrhea. You wanna trade?

  Mickey Abbott : Sorry buddy. This is the Hamlet of diseases. Severe pain, nausea, delusions. It's got everything.

• Mickey Abbott : Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! Alright, I get to wear makeup. What'd you get?

  Cosmo Kramer : Gonorrhea. Excuse me. I think there's been a mistake. I had Gonorrhea last week.

  Dr. Wexler : Oh it's no mistake. We loved what you did with it.

  Cosmo Kramer : I don't believe this. I'm being typecast