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8/10
The way in which George lies to his girlfriend is in my opinion the stand out of this overall excellent episode
SLionsCricketreviews17 February 2018
I adore "The Cafe" and it is yet another episode of the third season that rides the show's newfound momentum very well. It is an excellent follow-up to "The Parking Garage" that returns the show to a more familiar narrative with multiple storylines that intertwine both effortlessly and quite naturally and it's also an episode where all its constituent parts are highly entertaining.

Probably the thing "The Cafe" is best known for is the introduction of the beloved character of Babu Bhatt, superbly played by Brian George, and while the entire Babu storyline is entertaining and very well done, my favourite aspect of this episode has always been George.

Yes, Brian George is hilarious and his transition from a restauranteur who is amicable to one who is cynical, frustrated and cold is hilarious (I especially adore how he just carelessly draws out a seat for Jerry during his second visit inside the restaurant) and Michael Richards shows some of his ability for physical comedy but I have always been very much a fan of George Costanza here in this episode. He opts to cheat on an IQ test, embarrassed about his lack of intelligence, even when the girl he's dating (whom he is doing this for as a favour to her) could not be less concerned about IQ tests. If the idea of George using Elaine to cheat on an IQ test to impress his girlfriend isn't funny enough, the direction it takes when the plan does not smoothly follow through is hilarious. The scene in which he continuously lies, almost in a pathological manner, to his girlfriend after he returns the paper (drenched in coffee, sandwich stains) is absolutely genius. Jason Alexander is on top form here and I absolutely adore the way he plays that scene in particular, and the means with which he lies is fantastic. For every question the girl asks, he almost responds with another question or a half answer, just enough time to contemplate where he will next take the lie. It's brilliant comedy, it's classic George Costanza and in my opinion, it's pure 'Seinfeld'.

"The Cafe" is excellent. Something prevents me from giving it the nine stars this time around that I had always given it but my enjoyment was not much less. Every storyline works very nicely here and the means with which they come together is yet another example of 'Seinfeld' writing at its best. Every character gets something great, George the most in my opinion, and arguably even more importantly, Elaine is becoming more and more a pivotal character in the series.
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9/10
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rrella18 August 2021
85 JERRY

8.5/10 episode. Brilliant and simple. An early epic from Seinfeld.
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9/10
George: Why what I do always be so important? Why must I be always the vocal point of attention? Let me just be, let me live.
bombersflyup22 February 2022
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The Cafe is about George cheating on an IQ test and a new cafe opening up across the street, with no customers.

An excellent episode, where all four characters each have their own plot and yet intertwine. Babu's a decent guest character, but by no means makes the episode, Jerry perhaps highlights this one. His witty comedic remarks and humorous internal dialogue, along with his standup, which is applicable and very funny. Some may find this offensive, but that's the show and they weren't gonna change it. Someone standing in the doorway's enough to deter one from going in and someone talking to, hovering over you and singing isn't going to make you want to come back. Plus Kramer's there to make sure thing don't go smoothly for anyone. George's needless scheming and lies, amusing as well.

George: She wants me to take an IQ test. Jerry: That's because you're stupid enough to wear the cologne.

"It's tough to do a good deed. Just look at your professional good deed doers. Your lone rangers, your superman, your Batman, your Spiderman, your Elasticman. They are all wearing disguises, masks over their faces. Secret identities. Don't want people to know who they are. It's too much aggravation." "Superman, thanks for saving my life, but did you have to come through my wall? I'm renting here, I've got a security deposit. What am I supposed to do?"
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10/10
"You're a bad man!"
MaxBorg8916 September 2008
The Cafe is justifiably praised as one of the finest episodes of Seinfeld's third season, all because of two words: Babu Bhatt!

Babu (Brian George) is the owner of a café right across the street outside Jerry's apartment, and Jerry decides to take a look after observing the poor guy's lack of customers for days. Once he sets foot in the café, he makes friends with Babu and even throws in a little business tip: since Babu is from Pakistan, why not serve Pakistani food? As a matter of fact, this makes things even worse, and while Jerry struggles to keep his new acquaintance happy, George has a problem of his own, as his new girlfriend has asked him to take an IQ test and he's so afraid to look stupid (what a surprise) that he asks Elaine to help him cheat.

Bars, cafés and diners have always had an important role in American sitcoms: just think about Arnold's in Happy Days, Cheers in the eponymous comedy or, pots-Seinfeld, Central Perk in Friends. It shouldn't surprise, then, that the writers of the show decided to make fun of one of the very staples the genre is based on. That it works isn't just due to the witty lines or Kramer's flawless presence (by the way, The Cafe marks the first time the studio audience applauds when he makes his entrance); fundamentally, the episode's appeal boils down to Brian George's delightful portrayal of the progressively neurotic Babu, an exercise in mania that culminates in one of the program's many quotable catchphrases: "You're a bad man! Very, very bad!". To paraphrase him, this is an essential chapter of Seinfeld: very, very good.
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The Cafe is a fantastic episode, that's very, very funny, as I loved the character of Babu Bhatt!
callanvass16 March 2006
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(Plot). A small failing restaurant brings out Jerry's sympathy, but when the owner, Babu Bhatt, takes his advice things go from bad to worse. Elaine helps George cheat on an IQ test but their caper backfires thanks to Kramer and his stolen jacket.

The Cafe is a fantastic episode, that's very, very funny, as I loved the character of Babu Bhatt!. One of the funniest scenes in this episode for me is when Kramer falls over his chair because of the hot steaming towel, and Jerry's stand up's were very funny in this one, plus it's very well written by Tom Leopold and directed by Tom Cherones. Brian George is absolutely hilarious as Babu Bhatt, and I thought the whole idea of George cheating on an IQ test and making Elaine do it was hilarious as well, plus it's extremely well made as well. The ending is hilarious, and I think this episode is really underrated as well, plus I loved Jerry's scenes when he's saying how great and kind he is in his head, as that was really funny. The Cafe is a fantastic episode, that's very, very funny, as I loved the character of Babu Bhatt!, and if you haven't seen it do so, if your a Seinfeld fan!. ***** out of 5 Favorite quotes.

(Jerry noticing no one going into Babu's place). Jerry: He's serving Mexican, Italian,Chinese, he's all over the place, that's why no one's going in. Elaine: Why do you keep watching?!. Jerry: I don't know I'm obsessed with it, it's like a Spider, in the toilet struggling for survival, and even though you know he's not gonna make it, you kinda root for him for a second. Elaine: Then you flush. Jerry: Well it's a spider.

Jerry: Cassus Belli!. Elaine: Cassus Belli!. George: What's that?. Elaine: Since when do you wear Cologne?. George: Why is what I do so important?, why must I always be the focal point of attention?, let me just be let me live!. Jerry: Hey, How'd you do on that IQ test?. George: I didn't take it yet. Elaine: What IQ test?. George: What's Cassus Belli?. Jerry: Oh it's nothing. George: Is it about me?. Jerry: Why must you always be the focal point of attention, why can't you just be?, why can't you live!.

Jerry(Talking to himself): Very kind, I am a very kind man, who else would do something like this?, nobody, nobody thinks about people the way I do. Alright snap out of it you stupid jerk, your eating a Turkey sandwich, what do you want a Nobel prize?.

Jerry:(Talking to himself) I am such a great guy, who else Would've gone to the trouble, to help this Immigrant?, I am special, my mother was right, of course Iv'e never had Pakistani food before, how bad could it be?.

George: Here you go. Monica: How'd you do?. George: Piece of cake. Moncia: What happened to the test?. George: What?, oh I spilled some food on it. Monica; Food?, what food?. George: What are you talking about?. Monica: Where did you get food?. George: From my pocket. Monica: Your pocket?. George: I had a sandwich in my pocket. Monica: And coffee?. George: Yeah some coffee yeah. Monica: Where did you get the coffee?. George: Where did I get the coffee?, where do you think I got the coffee?, I got the coffee at the grocery store. Monica: How did you get there?. George: I walked. Monica: How did you get out of the apartment?, I didn't see you leave. George: I climbed out the window. Monica: You climbed out the window?. George: Of course. Monica: Why didn't you go out the door?. George: The door?, why would I go out the door?, the window's right here. Monica: Your a fascinating man George Costanza.
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10/10
Babu Bhatt.
Sirus_the_Virus27 August 2009
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Babu Bhatt(Brian George) is a memorable character on Seinfeld. Babu was a Pakistani man who in "The Cafe" episode of Seinfeld opened up a café that wasn't doing too well. So Jerry gives him some advice that he thinks will boost up reputation. But it doesn't. Babu isn't my favorite character on Seinfeld, but I think he's funny. "You're a very bad man". I was happy to see him in the finale. Babu is only in three episodes, but I like him. Babu is funny.

The Plot: Jerry goes to a café and gives the owner, an immigrant named Babu Bhatt, some tips because his restaurant isn't doing too well. Jerry's tips don't get Babu anywhere. George's girlfriend is forcing George to take an I.Q. test. George asks Elaine to and makes George look like an idiot.

The Cafe is a good Seinfeld episode. It's actually a great Seinfeld episode. Because it seems like anytime the gang does something for someone it ends up screwing the person over. Like when George parked in the Handicap parking spot and ended up giving the handicap woman a bad wheelchair. The gang screws over many people throughout the series. Babu Bhatt just happens to be one of them.
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10/10
Yum
bevo-1367819 June 2020
I like how babu waves his finger and goes Jerry is a bad man
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10/10
So much funny
therealkromaxtra5 May 2023
This to me is the best Seinfeld episode. It revolves around a Pakistani immigrant trying to start a new business near Jerry. He goes there, realizing immediately that there was a lack of authenticity in the menu and advises Babu, the owner to pursue a more authentic Pakistani menu. It's a pretty hilarious concept and of course Babu takes it, meeting only failure. Meanwhile, George tries to prove his smartness to his latest date by taking an IQ test. Knowing full-well he will fail, he gets Elaine to help, but her initial attempts are thwarted by the singing Babu, resulting in hilarious fallout for George.
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9/10
Endless Hilarity!
Hitchcoc3 April 2022
Where to start. First of all, we have George having to do well on an IQ test to get the girl. Of course, he has to cheat by engaging the brainy Elaine. The method by which she takes the test for him is incredible. Then we have the Pakistani restaurant owner who can't get a single customer (he serves Beans and Weenies and Rigatoni, among other ethnic dishes). Add to that Seinfeld's discourse with him, practically putting him out of business. And, of course, Kramer, who comes along an single handedly destroys the game being played.
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8/10
Brian George steals the episode
safenoe19 April 2024
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Brian George, who I recently learned is a British citizen, plays Babu Bhatt with much gusto, and it's a shame George didn't get an Emmy nomination because Babu is a legendary part of the Seinfeld universe. I first saw The Cafe when I became a fan of Seinfeld back in the mid 1990s, and I was finally motivated to post an imdb user review as I'm now watching the Seinfeld finale again and I saw Babu on the stand, having flown in all the way from Pakistan for the trial of Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer. Anyway, I would have liked for Babu to have made several more appearances in Seinfeld, but still The Cafe is superb Seinfeld viewing.
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7/10
Casus belli
dannylee-7808213 March 2023
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1. Jerry watches a cafe 2. Elaine takes IQ test 3. Elaine takes it again for George

Pretty good episode, honestly. I liked that it went further to characterize Jerry. I think his character is taking place quite well now. In this episode, he was indulging in himself and kept complimenting himself how he was a good person for supporting a deserted restaurant. He is taken aback when his suggestion for his apparent kindness backfires on him. The other plot about George being insecure about his intelligence was funny as well, mainly because it was relatable. I think we've all had experiences of worrying if we are actually less smart than other people think we are. A minor impostor syndrome, but it seems like George is actually not smart based on his SAT score. I still love him though.

I am trying to understand why the phrase "Casus Belli" was mentioned. It is defined as "an act or situation provoking or justifying war". It could be just a random phrase they chose because I am not sure what "war" happened in this episode. Perhaps it's Kramer's struggle with his favorite jacket. Not entirely sure.
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10/10
Bbau Bot should have stated up in Brampton
ThunderKing615 March 2023
All Jerry do was try to help. Babu Bot is actually the bad man. Plus Jerry is Jewish. You know... He's got the golden door. He knows best.

March 15th 2023rd

About: Jerry tries to help out a Pakistany called Babu Bot with his buisness.

George takes a rigged iq test.

Elaine helps George.

Kramer wants a jacket.

Story and production: A good episode filled with laughs. After you rewatched the episode the George explaining what happened to the Iq test isn't as funny as the first time.

Nevertheless a creative episode based on a true story.

Highlight: George explaining the messy test.

Laugh meter: 10

Girlfriend attractiveness level: 8

Villian: Sorry but it's Babu Bot because he was rude to Jerry despite him trying to help... And Who ever made the Iq test.

What can be learned?: be thankful Babu bot failed. Look at Brampton. It's a cesspool. The whole of Ontario is becoming a cesspool.
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