Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Face Painter (1995)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : Do you know how fast these things deteriorate when there's an 'I love you' out of the bag? You can't have a relationship where one person says 'I *love* you' and the other one says 'I"m *hungry*. Let's get something to eat'.
George Costanza : Unless you're married.
Jerry Seinfeld : I mean now she thinks I'm one of these guys that loves her. No one wants to be with somebody that loves them.
George Costanza : No. People *hate* that.
Jerry Seinfeld : You want to be with somebody that doesn't like you.
George Costanza : Ideally.
George Costanza : Well, I am never saying 'I love you' again, unless they say it first.
Waitress : Matzoh ball soup?
George Costanza : That would be me.
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George Costanza : I saw Sienna again.
Elaine Benes : Sienna?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, he's dating a crayon.
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George Costanza : I might... tell her that I love her. I came this close last night and then I just chickened out.
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, that's a big move, Georgie boy. Are you confident in the 'I love you' return?
George Costanza : Fifty-fifty.
Jerry Seinfeld : Cause if you don't get that return, that's a pretty big matzoh ball hanging out there.
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George Costanza : Siena, I love you.
Siena : Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time.