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Jerry Seinfeld : I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date.
Elaine Benes : I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.
Jerry Seinfeld : You're going by sound? What are we, whales?
Elaine Benes : I think I can tell.
Jerry Seinfeld : Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
Elaine Benes : 25 percent.
Jerry Seinfeld : 25 percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a 20 to 1 shot.
Elaine Benes : You're way off.
Jerry Seinfeld : Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.
Elaine Benes : So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
Jerry Seinfeld : UNDATEABLE!
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Jerry Seinfeld : Spent the night at James's, did we?
Elaine Benes : Yeah yeah yeah, but we reversed positions, so there's no funny business.
Jerry Seinfeld : Reversed positions?
Elaine Benes : Yeah, you know, head to toe.
Jerry Seinfeld : So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
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James : This is your wake-up service. It's 7:15.
Elaine Benes : Oh God, Oh I could use a few more hours sleep.
James : Hot date last night?
Elaine Benes : I wish.
James : Woman with a sexy voice like yours, it's hard to believe you're waking up alone.
Elaine Benes : Really?